Word of the Month

Dog Induced Headache

[Dawg in-doosed hed-eyk]

noun

A pain located in the head brought on by a domesticated canid.

Occurs in one of two ways:

· The dog barks so much that a headache is developed simply by hearing it.

· The dog runs into you and bangs its large, thick scull against your own skull.

The latter is infinitely more effective, especially if the dog happens to be Mika.

Ex: Mika ran straight into me when I was bent over, now I can feel a dog induced headache developing.